You Know You’re Too Fat When...........
People keep referring to you in the plural.......
You’re the only guy in the County who violated the truck weight load restrictions when you were by yourself in your Escort........
Rickshaw operators see you and feign injury.........
Your six-person hot tub is kept half full so it doesn’t overflow when you get in.........
You’re told that you put the Hog in Harley............
You walk into a fancy restaurant and the maitre d’ asks, “Table for Two?”...............
Your tailor also does parachutes and hot air balloons....................
Overweightly Yours,
Blawgerman
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