I received a great response from my friend the "Rabbit King." I don't know how he knows so much about being fat......Here is the response:
Hey mucho, mucho blawgeeeto,
You know you are too fat……
When kids play “king of the mountain” on you
When finding your belly button is a surgical procedure
When your family has to join hands to hug you
When you fall asleep at the beach in your truck tire inner tube and the Coast Guard puts a buoy marker on you
When you turn around really, really fast, your belly button is behind you
When you don’t need another guy to go on a double date
When the “Big and Tall” outlet puts you on special order
When weight watchers offer you a million dollars to pose for the before sign
When you go swimming whales make mating gestures toward you
When more than one dog pees on your ankle while waiting for a bus
Don’t be discouraged, keep your “chins” up…
Rabbit King
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