You Know You're Fat When......

You Know You’re Fat When:


You qualify to have your own National Anthem.

The Olympic Committee called and asked how many teams you are sending.

Your Speed Dial directory, in alphabetical order, is Arby’s, Burger King, Dairy Queen, Kentucy Fried Chicken, Krispy Kreme, Little Caesars, McDonald’s, Pizza Hut, and Taco Bell.

Your favorite Monarchs are Burger King and Dairy Queen.

Your waist size is measured in feet, not inches.

You’ve had your picture taken at four or more “all-you-can-eat” joints.

You walk up to the counter at McDonalds and they offer you a group discount.

You sign up for an “all-you-can-eat” contest and everyone else drops out.

You’ve convinced yourself that strawberry jelly counts as a “fruit” in your diet.

Blawgerman