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Blawgerman
El hugeo blagero,
You also know you’re too fat when.....
you go into a restaurant alone and the waiter says, “table for two?”
Buzzards fight over air space above you
your “belly flopper” at the local marina results in a tsunami warning
White sharks respect you, whales seek to adopt you, boats try to avoid you, tuna race around you, sea gulls light on you.
the Coast Guard puts a buoy light on you
your get your own personal island designation
when Guiness Book of Records people smile at you in an inappropriate way
when you are escorted around the turnstile at the subway
and when elephants wonder what happened to your trunk.
THINK BIG!! The Widdle Wabbit
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