Ghetto-Country Fusion Remixes!!

Ghetto-Country Fusion!


Well, my last blog explored the disturbing Honkey Tonk Badonkadonk song by Trace Adkins, who may well be the father of Ghetto-Country Fusion music (someday people will ask, “what did we listen to before Ghetto-Country Fusion?”)

Due to the outstanding results obtained by Trace Adkins, the following Country Stars are doing Ghetto-Country Fusion remixes of their old favorites. Here’s a list (in some cases, the final title of the new songs have not been decided upon, so I gave you all the possible names being considered):


Old Song – "She's Got It All" - Kenny Chesney

New Song – That Bee-atch Be Iced Out.......or............That Hottie is All That.

bee-atch
1. A way of saying the word “bitch.”

iced out
1. wearing a lot of jewelry "Check out all that bling-bling, you're iced out!"

hottie
1. used to describe good looking guys or girls. "Check out that new kid, he's a hottie!"

all that
1. of a superior nature; wonderful or attractive. "That boy is all that." "That song is all that and a bag a chips!"



Old Song – "Single White Female" - Chely Wright

New Song – Fugly and no man.....or.......Yo, I’m a Pigeon

fugly
1. very ugly. Derived from fu@*ing ugly

pigeon
1. an ugly girl. "Quit mackin’ on those pigeons over there." 2. a girl who goes with all the guys, whether or not she has a boyfriend, usually just for sexual favors.


Old Song – "Bubba Shot the Jukebox" - Mark Chesnutt

New Song – My Homie Bubba Done Busted a Cap in da Jukebox So Nobody’s Jammin’ On da One.


homie
1. n. Old word (derived from the Hispanic Americans who used "homes" as a label for others) that means friend or companion. "Whasup Homie?"

bust a cap
1. v. To shoot someone. **See "I'll bust a cap . . ."

jammin' on the one
1. “Getting down” to music, especially oldschool jams like Stevie Wonder. Some know this from the Cosby Show back in the day. "That song's jammin' on the one! Baby!"



Old Song – "Daddy's Money" - Ricochet

New Song – Daddy’s Bling Bling or Daddy Got Bank

Bling-bling
1. (sometimes pronounced “Blang-Blang”) Used to be jewelry such as silver, platinum, or diamonds and sometimes gold. Now the word expands to describe extremely expensive style of clothes, cars and general life-style. "Did you see Donald Trump’s house in The Apprentice- I’ve never seen so much bling bling!" or "Jose’s blinging it!"

bank
1. money. Usually a lot of it. "He got bank!"


Old Song – "Friends in Low Places" - Garth Brooks

New Song – My Boys (My Dawgs) Be So Ghetto..............or............... My Dawgs Be Hangin In Tore Up Skanch Houses.


boy
1. n. Your friend or some one you admire. "Yo, I’m chillin’ with my boys tonight” or “Shaq is your boy right? He got lit up in last night’s game."

dawg
1. n. a title for your friends, see "homie." 2. a guy who goes with all the girls, even if he has a girlfriend. A tramp. "Jimmy's such a dawg! Look at him over there with those hoochies."

ghetto
1. adj./adv. 1. Something undesirable. "That place is ghetto." 2. Something excellent. **See “ghetto fabulous.” 3. Saying or doing something you don’t have to. Like hanging your clothes on the balcony when you have a dryer they can be put in.

tore up (pronounced "toe up")
1. adj. Messed up. Ugly or run down. "Fix your hair, it's all tore up!" 2. Also refers to being under the influence; drunk or high. "Did you see Joe at the party last night, man, he was tore up."

skanch
1. adj. repulsive and skank-like (see "skank") "Your girl ain't nothin' but a skanch queen!"


Well, now. I can’t wait for these remixes. It’s almost as bad as waiting for the next Harry Potter Book.....or for the last Star Wars movie............or..........forget it. Just be ready when the Ghetto-Country Fusion juggernaut blows all other music out of the water!

Blawgerman