Bad Boys? You Got the Tools, Use 'Em!

Bad Boys? You Got the Tools, Use 'Em!


Here's a response I received about my Bad Boys blog. Thought everyone would like it.


Blawgerman,

Well, I see your point but I'm not sure you really understand the full impact of beer burglary on our little town and society as a hole. First off that case of brew may only retail at $18.00 (it's cheaper than water!!) but what about its street value. Did ya' think of that? A guy with the right kind of connections and a little swill savvy could easily make $24 or maybe even $30 on that heist and still have enough left over for a .08 blow test.

Now we're talking significant "ching, ching" and possible justification for maiming or killing one or two people, property damage is a no-brainer. And there's always the outside chance that a good video of the mayhem could get Allegan's Finest a little cop show glory and 5-15 seconds of national attention, that's just good for everybody.

But beyond that, beer banditry is a gateway crime. Once they have the beer - Slim Jims and Jerky are at risk - Doritos, chips and other salty snacks are targets - and public urination spews out of control. It's chaos, I tell you! Chaos!! Besides, I paid for those "Stop Sticks" they used and I want to see 'em used and find out if they work. I paid for those pistols and other firearms too. When do we get a chance to see those used? I don't think their radios work because I'm sure they would have just relayed the license number of that suds snatcher and picked him up later at his house. No fun in that. Quit being so near-sighted and look at the whole (yeah, I know how to spell it . . .) picture, Blawgerman. There's much more to life around here than common sense. Sheeesh!

Anonymous