You know these guys. They are the guys that ask the dumb questions at the wrong time. They talk too loud in the theater. They hear the punch line and look at you quizzically, wondering when the punch line is coming. OK................lots of them are my relatives. Speaking of my relatives, I wonder if a man and woman get divorced in Kentucky, are they still brother and sister? But I digress.................back to the issue:
A few bricks shy of a load
A couple of fries short of a Happy Meal
The elevator doesn’t quite make it to the top floor
A dim bulb
Not the brightest bulb in the bunch
Not the sharpest tool in the shed
The flame just doesn’t burn that hot
The light’s on, but nobody’s home
Not a rocket scientist
Describe anyone you know? These work for me. However, I could use some help on more colorful descriptions of those who just don’t seem to be on the same page as the rest of us. E-mail me at mikevillar@alleganlaw.com or post your comments at www.imokyousuck.blogspot.com
Blawgerman
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How about . . .
Dumber than a bag of hammers.
Couldn't spell CAT if you spotted him the "C" and the "A".
If brains were dynamite, couldn't blow his nose.
A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
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