You know you're a lawyer when:
You check all packages for ticking sounds....even the ones from your mother.
Snakes and sharks won't bite you out of professional courtesy.
You're the only one passing out cards at a plane crash.
You bring a pre-nuptual agreement with you on your first date "just in case."
When the clerk at Taco Bell asks what you would like, you respond, "I'm asking the questions here!"
You get upset that your client is a better liar than you.
Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe is your favorite law firm.
You're the only one rooting for Scrooge in A Christmas Carol.
Dale Carnagie has a troubleshooting group just for you.
You only sue your enemies and you have no friends.
Even your Support Group refuses to support you.
Blawgerman
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