You know you're a Nascar fan when:
Your favorite driver's number and your IQ are eerily similar.
You love to watch the second hand go around and around and around.....
You consider a "balanced diet" to be the ability to hold three beers, nachos, and two chili dogs on your way back to the grandstand.
You think Beer is one of the four major food groups.
You make your wife get up with you every morning so she can go to the garage and yell, "Gentlemen, start your engines!" before you go to work.
You think the word "infield" has nothing to do with baseball.
You think brakes are for sissies.
You try to "draft" whenever you get on the freeway.
Blawgerman
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