There are words, and there are words. This blog is dedicated to what some words should mean.
Stopwatch – What a college kid does when he sees a pretty girl.
Antipasto – Dr. Atkins.
Antisocial – a party for your father’s sister.
Swish – a drunk from Switzerland.
Astronomical -- a device used to measure the width of a woman's derriere.
Briefly -- How a man appears without pants.
Chat Room -- A Barbershop (from the Old English usage).
Bipolar -- The newest advertising jingle from the North Pole.
Tricycle -- A three-flavored popsicle.
Rustoleum – Old, oxidized aluminum flooring.
Ranch Dressing -- What you do before going line-dancing.
Carnal -- A dirty knowledge of cars.
Baghdad -- A homeless father.
Carpet – A dog that likes to travel in your automobile.
Suckling – a child of parents who suck.
Blawgerman
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